you cant do that youre into fisting

endrae:

I have been playing Guild Wars 2 with my friend and I just wanted to draw my Sylvari character because he looks like a pirate, and how cool is that.. in some remarkably lame way haha

Put a percent in my ask box.

confessions-of-silence:

m4sonj4r:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT.

Do it..I need the distraction

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prguitarman:

turbovirginbonerlord:

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

I’d like to know where this song is actually from. I only know it from a keygen.

It starts

Before I forget and pass out, I think i finally figured out my sexual orientation

Grey-ace???

After a long time thinking over it night after night it all finally clicked

Ohmygod

Boo, Buzz, Peter Pan

boo- a childhood hero of mine was probably elmo or something idk

buzz- my favorite fantasy world as of now is tied between the Avatar(bending) universe, Harry Potter, TF2/valve stuff, and the GW2 universe

peter pan- something i still love from childhood is all my stuffed turtles anyone who says turtles arent cool can fuck off

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
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vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

cleaning out my deviantart deaR LO R D