you cant do that youre into fisting

waylongpark replied to your post “[[MOR] hhhhhh for some reason im suddenly very sad and very frisky…”

by frisky does that mean you want to shove churros up your ass

absolutely

look how square my landscape is c’:
it looks like someone just cropped a square of land and plopped in the ocean ahhhh
theres a giant crevice in the center and is hella
im gonna make an underwater house just u try and stop me

look how square my landscape is c’:

it looks like someone just cropped a square of land and plopped in the ocean ahhhh

theres a giant crevice in the center and is hella

im gonna make an underwater house just u try and stop me

i'm sorry you aren't feeling so great lil buddy, always remember that sexy jesus has your back ;)

thank u mysterious friend for ur kind words

mochakimono:

[Ace version]
[Queer version] [Gay version]
[Bi version] [Pan version]
Bold what applies to you!

d3dans:

kittcute:

Basics

I am male
I am female
I am neither male or female
I am a under the age of 18
I am 18 or older
I am straight
I am gay or lesbian
I am bisexual or pansexual (gray-ace/demisexual)
I am trans

Friendship

I have two or more friends ( 3 to 5 )
I have one friend
I have no friends
I have/had a best friend
I am close with my friend(s)
I spend a lot of time with friends
I have (had) a crush on a friend
I hate a friend
I wish I had fewer friends
I wish I had more friends

Relationships

I am single
I am in a relationship
I am married
I am a virgin 
I often date
I prefer to date extroverted people
I prefer to date people who are like me
I prefer to date people who are unlike me
I take relationships very seriously
I have high standards

Positivity

I have become a better person
I have gotten out of a bad period of time
I am confident
I am looking forward to something
I have enjoyed myself over the past week
I have met a famous person
I consider myself a kindhearted person
I am currently feeling relaxed and comfortable
I appreciate the little things in life
I have nobody in my life whom I hate
I have achieved something large this year
I am part of a religion that brings me peace
I have lost/gained a lot of weight
I have a movie/game/song which cheers me up


I…

…get scared from watching horror movies
…play a sport
…read a lot of books
…have allergies
…feel shy around the opposite gender
…believe in love at first sight
…own an instrument
…can draw
…am listening to music right now
…value romance and friendship equally
…have sneaked out of the house
…respect people’s comfort zones and personal space
…spend money on a daily basis
…want to write a book
…can ride a horse
…am asexual (gray ace/demisexual)
…put my hands over my face when I’m flattered
…own an xbox
…shop at least once a week
…drink alcoholic beverages
…get scared by unsettling imagery and screamers



yellowfur:

[birb intensifies]

GOD

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 - Magicant / Eight Melodies
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From Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS

Originally from Mother (Earthbound Zero) for Famicom